“THE BIG DRY REPORT”
“THE SENATOR DRY”
"Our Founder"
Welcome to the official Big Dry reference. Here we discuss everything Big and Dry. Below please study the taxonomical chart to further your understanding of this remarkable phenomenon.
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“THE PRESIDENTIAL DRY”
"The Presidential"
Here we see “The Presidential Dry”. A favorite amongst American presidents and captains of industry. This dry speaks softly but carries a big stick!
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“BABY DRY”
"Off to a promising start!"
“The Baby Dry” tells of fine breeding and practical parenting. This particular dry is destined for great things including home coming king, fraternity acceptance, arranged marriage and secure positioning at respectable institutions.